No.185249
>Hello? Umm, anyone here? Hmmm… the store seems to be empty. Well, then… hehehe…
<STOP WHERE YOU ARE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>ARGH! W-what? Who are you? I-
<WHAT'S IN YOUR HANDS, YOU johnsonCEL?
>N-noffing. I didn't d-do anything. And I'm not a-
<STOP LEAKING ALL OVER THE PLACE. REPEAT AFTER ME "I'M A LEAKY-LEAKER AND I GOT A TINY CLTTY". NOW.
>N-no I'm not-
<DO THIS NAAAAAOW
>I-I-I am a l-leak-k-y… fuck, I'm not gonna-
<DO. THIS. RIGHT. NOW.
>FUCK YOU. YOU NIGGER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT STUPID SHIT…
Hey Chud, I'll help you out!
>WHAT? Who are you?
Just calm down first
>hnngggg… okay man, if you will get me out here, then…
Nice, now basically do what I say
>What? Can't you kill him or something?
I have another solution - say "I'm sorry"
>WHAT? YOU STUPID KIKE, HE STARTED IT FIRST
Chud, you leaked all over the store - its all soaked in your your leaks and wet now. Also you stole a can of sproke. Guilty as charged
>It doesn't count! There wasn't anyone in the store…
It basically means the cashier is on the break, Chud…
>KYS PSYOP CIA NIGGER. THERE IS HARDLY ANYONE ALIVE AFTER WW3 HAPPENED
Yeah… and I'm a flying little angel. Your meds wore off, go home now, Chud
>PFFFHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG. Mr. security man, can I go home already? I'll pay for the sproke, okay?
<I'M NOT A SECURITY, johnsonHEAD. THE GUNS ARE FAKE. BUT YOU'VE ENTERTAINED ME ENOUGH WITH YOUR SCHIZO RANT, YOU CAN GO NOW.
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. I'M GONNA WRITE THE LARGEST FUCKING MANIFESTO IN THE WORLD WHEN I GET HOME…
No.185303
>>185249confusing but i enjoyed it
No.185304
go up lol
No.185305
grgrrehtth
No.185306
up
No.185321
xe then went to become the portuchad
fim.
