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old toss
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blackbois have bbc lol
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With the sharty having a huge planned anniversary parade basically with tons of things to do, an actually used and filled wiki, one of the most active internet blogs in the world, one of the most active and used boorus…. I can't help but see this site less and less in good light. Sure, the site might not have the best administration, but they actually care for the longevity of the site and plan shit. The administration on this site is underaged and is leaching off of angeleno, there are no events, and the last was a let down above being another wave of admin drama. Why can't you guys just actually do something respectable? Is it just a curse with this site? I'm actually astonished by how shitty this site is. The sharty has a fully fledged game and another one in the making while this site struggles to rise above 20pph. If I wasn't permabanned on the sharty, I wouldn't be posting here.
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>Why City Design is Important (and Why I Hate Houston)
>Why Dutch Bikes are Better (and why you should want one)
>Why We Won't Raise Our Kids in Suburbia
>These Stupid Trucks are Literally Killing Us
>Why American Cities Are Broke - The Growth Ponzi Scheme
>We Have No Garbage Day in Amsterdam!
>Why Canadians Can't Bike in the Winter (but Finnish people can)
>The Houses that Can't be Built in America - The Missing Middle
>Amsterdam Just Got Awesomer
>The Dumbest Excuse for Bad Cities
>Suburbs that don't Suck - Streetcar Suburbs (Riverdale, Toronto)
>Cities Aren't Loud: Cars Are Loud
>Why Swiss Trains are the Best in Europe
>The Best Country in the World for Drivers
>How Bankrupt American Cities Stay Alive - Debt
>The Lively & Liveable Neighbourhoods that are Illegal in Most of North America
>The Wrong Way to Set Speed Limits
>America Always Gets This Wrong (when building transit)
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alright who the actual fuck looks like this guys?
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Are any of you guys afraid of your own independence? Like uh free will or whatever. At any moment, at a store, I could pick up a toddler and throw them at a window. I could rob it if I wanted to. I could walk outside naked. I could burn myself in protest like le heckin palpetine guy. I could start furiously masturbating in class

Not saying I would do any of these things, but it's strange to be reminded that you can do them at any given moment.
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>giving your children embarassing names so they get bullied in primary school
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/soap/ - Soysphere Happenings thread

Garlic edition

ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on:
>https://soygem.party
>https://jakparty.soy
>https://soyjak.party
>https://chudpol.ru
>https://swedishwin.com
>https://soyzellig.party
Try to keep these to a minimum: Non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting
Utilities:
>PPH trackers: https://marge.moe/https://soygem.party/stats.phphttps://soyjak.link/
>Archive gemmy threads: https://archive.ishttps://ghostarchive.org
>View past threads: https://archive.is search - https://archive.marge.moe/ (warning: use latter with VPN/TOR)
Past happenings:
>https://soyjak.info/History
>https://soyjakwiki.net/Soyjak.party/Happenings
>https://soyjakwiki.net/List_of_Soyvil_Wars
>https://wiki.jakparty.soy/index.php?title=Jarty_History
Previous thread:
https://archive.ph/AGzU2
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>burning down an abortion clinic because it offered to give abortions to transmen because abortion is a woman's right only
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is leno right?
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this sites on track to become jartycord2.0 and im tired of pretending it isn't
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jarty is going down this week
reminder >>>/liberty/ is a board
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>Hooolllyyy fuck how fucking stupid can you be?

>Did you even manage to finish school?


>Honestly shut your dumb mouth, you just keep embarrassing yourself.


>Nobody ever said that the scientific consensus means 100% objective truth and cannot change but the vaccine is agreed by every doctor who matters to work you conspiracy spreader faggot. God I hate dumb loudmouths like you so much. Please fuck off to whichever hole you came from.


>Unless you are a troll. In which case, chapeau, you made me believe you really are this stupid.
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What religion do you believe in?
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УРАААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА
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ITT you find out what the formatting for the new codefag fonts are because I think I saw a normal person use the trans font
no i will not try to find them myself
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Does anyone have the Rapeson Total Nigger Death video

Featured this song in the video. There was also swastikas overlaid on a dixie flag in the background.
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>Fuck this gay dead site not even froot would buy it just shut down this rotting nigger corpse of a site
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new toss
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JOEY SALADS TYPE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT IN PROGRESS SALADHEADS ASSEMBLE

Salutations fellow aryans! I'm currently holed up behind enemy (nigger) lines in Watts, Los Angeles, California. I believe I've concocted a most exquisite (gemmy) plan to c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶e̶x̶o̶d̶u̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶B̶C̶/̶P̶O̶C̶ ̶i̶m̶m̶i̶g̶r̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶r̶d̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶m̶m̶y̶ bait spics and niggers onto the website and conduct social experiments on them the likes of which Mengele could only have dreamed of. The idea's you guys come up with some gemmy slowburn a24 kino shemmy posters which I'll post around here in Watts and at East Los Angeles College a few miles away.
The URL should be on the poster (something like www.soygem.party so it's not ambiguous, maybe a QR code) and remember it should be SLOWBURN kino.
THIS WILL SAVE THE SHEMMY. THIS WILL SAVE AMERICA. THIS WILL SAVE THE WHITE RACE.
HEIL HITLER AND GOODNIGHT! TRVMP BLESS AMERICA!
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Mameson thread

ITT: Post mamesons
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Fuck this gay dead site not even froot would buy it just shut down this rotting nigger corpse of a site
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i wanna raid something
pick a site
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well since every soypost gets 2 generic replies, how about we have some fun on this 'log?
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Dead Nigger
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>somehow, palpatine returned
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>they straight up disabled filenames now
>name field still rulecucked
and they blamed the rulecucking on leno
gek to anyone who actually believed this election would unrulecuck the site
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>black people went to space in 10'000 bc and left all the niggers behind
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post your address, dubs gets free doordash on my card
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gengar directly on the catalogue
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The sharty banned me for sisa posting

Post sisas for me to look at
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>Can wh*te people stop operating businesses in Black areas? you're literally disenfranchising communities and thats unwholesome
>Wh*te devils are closing their businesses in Black communities? THIS IS LITERALLY CREATING FOOD DESERTERINOS BECAUSE NIGGERS CANT STEAL ANYMORE
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wahhh wahhh i can't attention whore anymore im a niggerrrrr IM DEAD I GOT BEHEADED
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT LITERALLY FEELS LIKE IM PEEING OUT ACID AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I NEVER SLEPT IN DAYS BECAUSE OF THE PAIN
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blackedjew halatosis
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>moobs le bad, why would i want breasts on a man when they are already repulsive on women?
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Watching my race die before my eyes makes my cock erect. Think I might just castrate myself and have black men fuck my sister
Thinking about my race getting conquered by niggers gets me off like crazy. The thought of white people being replaced in our own countries is sad but there isn't really any way to stop it at this point. Thankfully with a fetish like this I can at least get some pleasure out of watching my race die out.
I'm so glad I'm white, especially now since there is no better time. I feel lucky to be born just in time to enjoy watching my race die out~
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>new admins get elected
>they don't do anything
>site is now deader than /soy/ before the /soy /qa merge

Holy shit what went wrong? I wish I had voted codefag
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linux is actually perfect and has no flaws because i do nothing but browse the web and it runs firefox well
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We can see clearly that capital controls every aspect of our society, and by extension capitalists.

9/10 US elections, presidential and congressional, are won by the candidate whose campaign raises the most money, which is usually from the oil, insurance, pharmaceutical, etc industries. Do you really want oil and insurance companies controlling your government?

Additionally, as Lenin predicted, we’re constantly fighting wars and taking down countries because we can make money off it. Venezuela and the Middle East are perfect examples, and the only motivation for this is capitalism. Do you really want to constantly be killing people for oil?

Capitalists control the media too. American media is an oligopoly. Just six corporations, worth $430 billion in total, (Comcast, who owns NBC, being the largest) own almost all American media. Do you really want Sony and Comcast controlling the news you watch?

They even control the prisons. One in five prisoners is in a US prison, and many of them work for cents an hour, plus a disproportionate amount of the prison population is black, due to racial bias. The prison system in America IS A REMNANT OF SLAVERY.

Capital is exploitation.

Capital is control.
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in the thread we post our home address
winner are get me at their shelter
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What's the point of this website again? Aside from the datamining, the sharty has become better in every way.
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Balloon soyjak guy are you still here?
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gn
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never been a fan of putting stickers on electronics but i think this would fit my computer very well if i had it
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YURI WON
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Important announcement

add this to your ublock filters if you dont want your filenames randomized
||soygem.party/js/filestrip.js$script
||shemmy.org/js/filestrip.js$script
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too early to time travel
too late to have a seizure and get killed because they thought satans spirit was makin me spaz or whatever they did back then go on the oregen trail get the shits die of dihidroation
just in time to have the whole world in the light box with buttons on it and watch myself waste my potential
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errmmm not a good look for us nusoiautofellatioingcacas
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test
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talk thread

Hi
whats up, shemmychads?
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the united states of NEIL
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test
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tossing this out there watch out for shills they are jewish

AHAHAHAHHHAHAAAAAAAAASDHIASHDIUAHWIUFHIDEUHGIUSDJGSDJGHKJDSJSDGJBSDJGBSDHJGBHSJDBGJHBEHSIUHIFAHWIHJAFJANCSIA
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SHEMMY DRAWTHREAD TIME!!!!

(I’m like the last person here who makes OC)
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remove the fucking name filter you niggers
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PROS OF THE NAME FIELD:
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CONS OF THE NAME FIELD:
>encourages namefagging
>only serves to benefit attention whores
>extra bar is ugly
>undermines the anonymity that is supposed to be an aspect of chan boards

conclusion: remove the name field, faggots
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test
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>black people went to space in 10'000 bc and left all the niggers behind
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me and angeleno
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me and angeleno
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me and angeleno
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>I suck dick because I can't get women but I can fantasize about being a girl and emulate some female pornstars.
>You suck dick because you love men and are actually attracted to their bodies.
>We are not the same.
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>Owned by a guy that only interacts with the site by posting his goyslop
>Managed by a ghost and a faggot
>"Improved" by one fat indian with 2 months coding experience

Can you get worse than this? You might as well be hiring toddlers next.
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Turkey Tom is so hot
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>crackers went to space in 10'000 bc and left all the white people behind
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>new jannies get hyped up
>new jannies get elected
>the shemmy's still a dead nigger

nothing ever happens
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>Owned by a guy that only interacts with the site by posting his goyslop

>Managed by a ghost and a gigachad
>"Improved" by one buff aryan with 2 months coding experience
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>2025
>Go on the sharty
>complete 14 different captchas in a row
>get 1 wrong
>do it again and get it right
>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder
>go on /soy/, my favorite board
>Complete another 10 captchas
>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus
>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them
>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"
>Ok.
>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny
>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.
>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.
>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p
>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended
>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"
>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread
>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis
>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen
>Report them for embedded 'p
>Post is taken down immediately
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot
>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40
>Site goes down for the 4th time this week
>It's da cord
>Site prepares a raid on the discord server
>Jump in the thread to support the effort
>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic steganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image
>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved
>I get a popup on my computer
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!
>Reason: Discord coal
>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal
>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting
>I take another look at the slopjak
>Then I see it
>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner
>tfw it's an embedded mameson
>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal
>"It's too late"
>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers
>eardrums burst
>My computer starts hissing loudly
>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth
>zooms in on my house
>Computer catches on fire and explodes
>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead
>Get a phone call
>"Turn on the tv"
>Do as I am told, turn on the television
>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the FDL
>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see
>DOLL barges into my house
>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes
>"Who's your dada?"
>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy
>Whatever
>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p
>Life is good
>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck
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gay sex is white
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thank god i stayed on the 'arty and never went on the shemmy all they do is goon to 'p apparently
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>thank god i stayed on the 'arty and never went on the shemmy all they do is goon to 'p apparently
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>niggerbrumstone kike coals up ur log
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Doddermodd face reveal
Source: /j/
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>Sharty gets spammed
>Spam continues for 3 days, another "faction" of spammers shows up to outspam the original spammers, 438 buff chudjak edits and troonjak edits of the thing being spammed get uploaded on SoyBooru, catalog freezes 15 times, site shuts down for a week, site goes back up with 3947-part captcha that logs your IP address, logs your postal code, and freezes banking account to stop the spammers, spam continues anyway, thread with 800 replies in which people debate which faction of spammers is Sharty culture and which is Discord (with heavy admin involvement), third spam faction joins in, retard on Kiwifarms makes a post about how the counter-spam faction are based aryans, he gets doxxed after 5 /raid/ threads with 800 replies, he gets exposed of having had a Discord account in 2017, Froot declares in a sticky that since the counter-spam faction are "'corders" therefore the original spammers are based aryans, thread with a serious hat + fact sign edit of the thing being spammed asking Froot to make a board dedicated to the thing being spammed, he fucking does, site shuts down for a week, fourth faction joins in and falseflags as the third faction, all suspected members of the fourth faction get rangebanned and IP leaked, poll page added to the site to decide whether to rangeban and IP leak all of faction 1 or 3, nothing becomes of that, 5 year old soyjak variant gets accused of being Discord because faction 4 posted it, Soyjak Wiki page about aforementioned variant gets replaced with 27 paragraphs of completely made up garbage about how the variant was forced by the faction 2 Discord since 2019, Froot believes it and bans the variant and rangebans and IP leaks everyone to ever post it, Soyjaks are registered as a pedophile dogwhistle by the Anti-Defamation League, thread with 1600 replies about an alliance between faction 3 and 4, they ally and become known as Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him), site shuts down for a week, thread with 6000 replies that makes the catalog freeze called "Operation: Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him) Annihilates The Shitskins And Conducts Total Roastie Death" in which Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him) plan to shoot niggers and rape girls, Froot pins the thread, saying faction 1 (the original spammers if you weren't following) is bad is now considered "RW Twitter immigrant behaviour" and "Forced Discord" and becomes a popular baiting method, one namefag who is a member of Faction 34 etc. gets 50 years in federal prison for raping a girl which is considered a "MASSIVE SHARTY CHVD WIN", his mugshot is released and he turns out to be the fattest mexican you have ever seen, the entire "conflict" trends on Twitter because of it, commentary YouTuber makes video with 12 million views about it full of complete bullshit, influx of newfags comes to Sharty larger than the userbase already is, no one questions this, site shuts down for a week, autist writes dogshit wiki article about "The Great Faction 1-2-34TSAAFOHHF(PBUH) War Of '24 XVII" with 57 page templates and over 200 sections meticulously detailing every single thread ever made relating to the "war" with an encrypted invite-only archive link to it
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escaping reality is aryan and you should isolate yourself from ugliness and squalor
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>catholic furry twitter
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STUPID SHEMMY BE MORE FUNNY
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shemmycucks, never in a million years will you be white. The chances of you being born were slim, incredibly slim infact, I'd say 1/1000000000000000, and they were slim for a reason, you can't be trusted, you are the scum of the earth, and you will always be. Trangeleno, svvt, scar, etc were all retarded mulatto freaks and this is reflected in the quality of the website: most of the users are noticeably brown. A stark contrast to the sharty which is mostly white, and who bullies brown trannies 24/7. You will never be welcome, white people usurp you at every turn, and as we do, you will get more and more upset and angry, because no matter how much you try to assimilate into white society, you will never be white. And if you say "haha lol us shemmycucks are white I'm actually aryan and you're the brownest jartycuck o algo or something", I know you're mad inside, I know you're just projecting. I know your blood boils with every interaction with a white man, and at times you likely wonder why brown countries never succeed without white intervention. I know that every time you watch the news you see white success, and I know every time you watch your friends you see your brown "people" fail at everything they do. It must hurt, but it's the truth. And even though you may not be able to accept it right now, it is truth, and you can't deny it, because it's part of you, I know it hurts to accept that. Anglos, slavs, nordics, germans, french, they are all white and they are all better than you, and you know it deep down. It must kill you to live this lie, knowing that you will never be white. You will never be aryan, as most of you are semitic, and as the only white "aryan" thing about you is the fact that you live in a white country, which for most of you is the case. In a couple decades your country is going to be majority non-white, and you know deep down you would rather be living with whites. But you can't, because as a brown retard you will forever live in the white man's shadow. I know it hurts. It's the truth, but I know it hurts. Why not just accept it? I'm not asking you to be white, I'm just asking you to leave our country.

Us shartychads have a culture based on the mockery of trannies and brown people. Unlike shemmytrannies who try so hard to imitate [s4s], we stayed true to our roots, and we have been rewarded for it. The sharty may look like a mess, but that's how it's supposed to look. It's for a different breed of man than a shemmytranny, a real man, a man who bullies trannies, a man who wants to do what's right, and a man who doesn't care if he hurts your feelings. We send pizzas to dead pedophiles, banish mentally ill jews to concentration camps and hang brown people and kikes from the gallows. We were here first and you'll never be as good as us. We were also here first, just to reiterate that. And when you try to be, we know you're just copying us. Shemmytrannies are literally brown, and they will always be.
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meme thread
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>total nigger dead will 100% happen i could kill any nigger with my hands. I could knock mike Tyson in a punch
*kicks down door*
>NOOOOOOO WAIT IM SORRY I LOVE NIGGERS ILL DO ANYTHING PLEASE DONT HIT ME NO IM SORRY PLEASE I LOVE YOU
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i had a dream my crush had a big ass cock is this gay or bisexual
(she is a women)
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Current time 5:00 AM
THERE IS A SILENT UFO WITH A GLOWING RED YELLOW ORANG BLUE LIGHT THATS COMPLETELY SILENT FLYING CROSS WIND OUTWARDS TO THE SEA near gladstone central I JUST HECKING SAW IT OUT OF MY WINDERINO BUT IT FLEW AWAY BEFORE I COULD TAKE A PICTURE!!
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IAS videos thread
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>making fun of numales……what's that???? I ONLY QUOTE SOYJAKS DOING FUNNY QUIRKY MANNERISMS JUST LIKE MY HECKIN /S4S/ BLACKED.COM COMICS
>also if you make fun of retarded retrogrades and faggots you are literally a foodiszten!!!
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>yeah i done shot at dat orange nigga
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>making black versions of bald man with glasses site mascots
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>go to sleep
>dream about froot and doll as teaches at my school
>im in doll's class (he looks like his jaksona) and im the only student in there (froot was in there too but he just looked like a 2d image of his jaksona and i forgot what his voice was like)
>doll reads a froll fanfic (which i can't remember what anything said) while im on a call with my friend so xhey can hear
>class ends and i look out the window and apparently some kid got beat up on the back of a pickup truck
>i go to my next class and on the way i see my irl 1st period teacher walking down the stairs)
>there's nobody there at the teacher's desk and the other students are kinda just talking
>i look outside of the classroom and see froot (as his 2d jaksona) in the hall
>he comes in and his voice is a mix of tts and soundboards
>he ends up yelling at me for some reason (i forgot but it was either not being on task or not sitting in the right seat(hot btw))
>dream ends and i find myself in a mobile game where i have to do tasks for froot or he and his goons with kill and dismember me or something (and now froot looks like how i draw him)
>i feed his pets (2 foxes, 2 chickens, and 7 puppies)
>i ATTEMPT to buy him some more plants by going outside but something pops up in my vision saying i have liek 5 seconds to go back inside
>i go back inside and try to figure it out
>it turns out the task was actually to get him more plants and not just buy them
>i harvest his plants and re-plant some of them (video game logic)
>apparently there's not enough so i get to watch a cutscene where i dismembered and die
>dream switches to me in my own pov instead of the game
>stuff happens and somehow i kinda become friends with froot but its a friendship where he's kinda mean to me
>i ask his about the game and apparently you can play as froot, doll, and the other characters (his goons idk what they looked like)
>he offers to let me use his phone to play as him (if i cope hard enough about that then i can believe he loves me)
>i politely decline because i dont want to be a greedy little nigger and hog his phone
>other stuff happens and i can remember that we were being chased by 2 simpsons-looking characters
>we escaped and i think we blew them up
>i remember looking through an old notebook i had
>other stuff probably happened but i dint remember
>dream ends
which higher power do i thank for this and which higher power can i pray for this to become true
xisters… i need him so bad
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>trips of truth
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Seldom do I get thanks for raising your PPH and exposing the pedophiles on this site (all of them). KEK!
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>shemmypedos are putting cp links in the ban reasons now
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>Son? W-what are all those pictures of muscular men you have saved on your computer? And why are they all attached to little boxes of text that say things about child porn?
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glad that i'm not here so i don't hvae to read some post about neil cicierega albums from like 10 years ago
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>Svvtism
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>remember the time you ordered a gatorade but got a soylent instead?
>that was me, chuddy
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>inb4 the doddernigger /soy/ janitor deletes this trvke
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Why is this site so dead I was planning on making some joke threads but there's literally nobody here what a ghost town dead dusty dried nigger corpse of a site
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what happened to the filenames
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Well?
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dead nigger
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soygem.zellig
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Racism is an endless game of scapegoat. No race is inherently superior nor inferior. People are products of their culture, their families, their countries. Nobody is made independent of others. This is the reason why countries that are far away from the original creation of industrialization (namely europe), and those without a history of ideology focusing on industrialization (like japan, china, vietnam), have lower general iqs and are living traditional lifestyles. Life is not a matter of accomplishment or conformity, it is of fulfillment and happiness.
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To the poster 3 months ago in one of the old squeaker drama threads thst told me i had to draw mame to prove i was getting better at drawing, i did it, in oekaki doe
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i think its over for this site
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david thoughie came back for the 4th anniversary. The sharty is saved
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>You can't say that, that's a racist conspiracy theory!
>You can't say that, that's racism! It's their right!
>You can't stop them from doing that, that's racist!
>You can't move away from them, that's white flight!
>You can't support candidates who oppose them, that's democratic backsliding!
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Reminder that the sharty made gooning mainstream by doxxing goonclown. What have shemmycelibates done for masturbation culture? Nothing.
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/trade/ - shemmy OC edition

IAS dump, ideally IAS made here on the shemmy like pic rel
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I’m NUTS nigga
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>You have been banned!
>
>Reason: Made a drawthread with some cute sketches which made me feel dysphoric.
>
>Your ban was issued on September 15 2024 and expires on December 15 2024, which is 3 months from now.
>
>You may not appeal this ban.
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So slow
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new ben garrison
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No pph whatsoever. Just put the fries in the bag blud
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Where is the PPH? That's right. It doesn't exist
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I once got to meet the dead nigger baby IRL because I was a make-a-wish kid. Even he was more alive than this site
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The last thing a shemmycuck sees before I wouldn't even rape them
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I once met a shemmycuck in CSGO. So I pointed out in the chat how he was a pedophile and got my team to votekick him. Spring cleaning
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>Erm xir? Where are the heckin' soyquotes? We need more OC and effortposterinos or else DA FROOOOOOTCOOOORD will flippin' win, my guy.
>Oh my Oldfag Larp! Is that a drama thread? About shit nobody with a life would ever even think about? ZOMGGGGG! I need to check this out! WAIT… you don't fully agree with my views on an autistic entertainment website which was funded by the FBI to stop autistic nazi teenagers from shooting up their schools? NOOOOOO KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT NIGGER ESL KIKE TRANNY PEDO CUCK NIGGER
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>go to sharty
>Just now
>Just now
>Just now
>go to shemmy
>3 weeks ago
>11 months ago
>18 years ago
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okay quoting has been added, have fun.
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Sharty enemies:
>discord pedophiles
>failed gimmicktroons
>trannies
Admit it. The sharty won and you will never surpass their pph
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> Games have been added back
throwback to this gemerald
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Remember when dancing_swede.mp4 was first being spread around and shemmycucks kept making "jokes" about it? The shemmy is literally a pedophile den
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>go on right-wing X
>it's just sharty culture
Nobody there knows what the shemmy is. You're irrelevant
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Event decision thread
I'm gonna do an event soon, drop all your ideas for events here, and the most popular idea will likely end up being the next event we do.
I'm hoping to do a soyjak themed game jam, but I'll leave it up to you soyim.
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a soyteen is the one who initially started spreading the haitian pet story. Several days later trump started talking about it. We're literally what richard spencer thought he was in 2017
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The sharty made bluesky crumble. It killed that shitty X spinoff in a single day. No matter what you do you'll never have that level of power
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nearly one year of shemmycucks trying to emulate [s4s]. Thankfully it died the same way
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adventure thread or something.

you are soyak, and you were caught in a new wave of kuz's purges and have been banished to a gulag in kolyma in the cold harsh winter.
you want to evade your punishment so you decide to escape and your options are:
>1. escape the camp and make it to magadan and get on a boat to america.
>2. from magadan try to make it to south korea.
>3. try to go from magadan all across the country to evropa.
>4. try to survive in the gulag until you get released.
(the options go from the shortest to the longest with the exception of option 4)
you probably also want to make friends with the other prisoners.

what do you do?
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>im the only one who has filenames
new namefag here ama
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Only pedophiles post here
>b-but muh datamining!
In the frootcord leaks they literally talk about how jannies can only see cloaked ips
>b-but i love child porn!
And there it is. The shemmycuck reveals his true colors.
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b-but muh datamining!
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is there a cure to being an autistic fuck with no motivation yet
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We won a victory on the Sharty's /Soy/ today. 'Zellig thread survived against derailers.
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>tfw people tryharding on cubecraft ffa (just why? Just fucking why?)
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So dead. This is what happens when you "ironically" allow non-white scum to post
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@shemmycucks

We used the sharty under soot, a retard
We used the sharty under kuz, a pedophile
We used the sharty under doll, a pedophile
We used the sharty under froot, our pedophile
Nothing you do will attract shartychads to your site
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was this the beginning of bedrock?
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>>greentext soyboy-mocking threads
>yep. nutranny. nobody wants to spend all day necroskullfucking the same macros as 5 years ago like 4cuck
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> Soygem's first urban legend: The tale of the missing PPH
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> Soygem and the last PPH: A romcom
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frogposters… theres an even deader nigger. called the swinny. fukcing horrifying how this sites alive compared to that. even goerge floud is more alvie than the shinny
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how to get past trumpflare on sharty pixelplanet
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waffles the happiest waf to ever, ever fle
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why so dead
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How many posters do you recognize here?
No jannies ITT allowed.
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havent used this site in about a week yet its even more dead and reeks of discord more than it ever did before
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whoever posted this image you got a mf e621 filename nigga nah
>mfw can't see it because of codenigger
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>welcome to tonight's news! today we tackle the big stories, like how a puppydog ran away from home, how homophobia is destroying toddlers' mental health and why not making your cat wear a facemask makes you an unwholesome 100 hitler loving nazi.
>also some yt women were forcibly culturally enriched by based and kino pakistanis or something
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>nobody remembers the shemmy dicks thread that got stickied back in march
Just sell the site to froot already.
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shemmycuck corpse decaying asmr (17 hours)
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>fasleflagging janny I don't like with 'p screenshots so me and my friends can spam it whenever we like when he's gone
coalony mentality
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"never goon" is such awful forced bullshit
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neil
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why are *chans such pedoholes?

>open /a/ to find cute anime girl reactionerino faces
>see loli twice on page 1
>move to kc and open /int/ to get some pepes
>saudi IP posting loli up-skirt porn
>open 8chan.moe just for the novelty
>navigate to the board list
>diaperpedo board, loli board, zoophile board
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where can i find cute bois to cuddle with >w<
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>My F*dged Up Stories: I Ate A Foods?!?!
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RWABAG
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keyed as fuck
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>you WILL NOT run away with the money jar from the smug little kid's lemonade stand ev&o its wholesome wealth redistribution and equity as a poc
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Xingson
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>im sorry babe
>i'll never scold you for your epic touhou fumo collection again
>i'm sorry, please don't hit me with the switch controller again chud, i love you
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shemmy 3024

æoot rangeban proxima centaurians this is a neo-human website
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>make an effort thread
>bump 3 other random threads and make 2 soyquote slidecoal threads
>my effortthread can now safely glide off the 'log just like god intended
>mfw
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>PamperedSoytan
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>I took my daughter in to get vaccinated then stole both her shots and injected them into my arm. I'm now twice as safe. Thank God for Science and my friends on the shemmy for teaching me this truth.
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>Your IP address is currently blocked by Trumpflare.
>
>Please try again later.
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Oh My Science!!!

Previous thread: https://archive.ph/4H8Hs
ITT: we make a soyjak oc for each branch of science.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_of_branches_of_science
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new 'toss original political cartoon, with creative input from Ben Garrison
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Fuck this shit website

Welcome to the shoally
We have no fun and no gems
We got every coal you dont want
Chuddy, we are the jannies
We are the people that can ban
Everything we don't like
If you don't like it, chuddy
We perma ban your IP
On the shoally, welcome to the shoally
Watch us perma ban your ipii-i-i-p, ip, ip
Ooh-ah, your posts make jannie seethe
Welcome to the shoally
We have 10 posts per day
If you post on it, you're getting banned
But that's the price you pay
And you're a very active poster
Who's very hard to please
You can post the shitposts
But we will delete them for free
On the shoally, welcome to the shoally
Feel my, my, my, my banhammer
You, you make my clitty leak
Welcome to the shoally
It's worse here everyday
You learn to OBEY like a cuck
On the shoally where we mod
You got a hunger to post what you want
You'll post it eventually
You can have nothing you want
And you better not critisize the jannies
On the shoally, welcome to the shoally
Watch us for no reason ban your ipii-ip ip, ip
Ooh-ah, your post makes jannie seethe
And when you're banned, you never
Ever want to come back
So back, so back, so back, yeah
Aw
You know where you are?
You're on the shoally, baby
You're getting banned
On the shoally, welcome to the shoally
Watch us perma ban your ip ipii-ip ip, ip
On the shoally, welcome to the shoally
Feel my, my, my, my banhammer
Shoally, welcome to the shoally
Watch us for no reason ban your ip iip ip, ip
On the shoally, welcome to the shoally
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What’s been the most memorable moment you’ve had on this imageboard recently?

What kind of content or community interactions would make this place even better for you?

How has being part of this imageboard influenced your interests or knowledge?

What do you think you’d miss most about this community if you left?

How do you feel about the role you play in shaping the discussions here?

What makes this imageboard stand out from others you’ve visited?

How does this imageboard compare to other online communities in terms of the connections you’ve made?
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what is more degenerate furry fetish or futa fetish
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==the nonsensecalipahte shall rise again

seeing the resurgence of colorjaks has made me optimistic about jakking again
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>Hmm. We’re having trouble finding that site.
>
>We can’t connect to the server at soygem.party.
>
>If you entered the right address, you can:
>
>Try again later
>Check your network connection
>Check that Firefox has permission to access the web (you might be connected but behind a firewall)
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>happy wife happy life
>my wife walking all over me = Happy Life™
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SISA or SINA?
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>STOP SETTING THE FUCKING MUSIC BACK MY VOLUME IS AT 100% ON EVERYTHING SO WHEN I OPEN A VIDEO I LOWER IT BEFORE I PLAY IT BUT THIS AUTOPLAYS AT MAX VOLUME EVERY TIME I ACCIDENTALLY CLICK ON THE BANNER
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even god himself couldnt make a nigger deader than this website
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ban posting basedjaks
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>It's called exploring your feminine side you stupid fucking chud
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>so there was a saint in this town in the middle of spain who saw a HECKING MIRACLERINO!
>no you cannot see the miracle
>no i cannot show any proof of the miracle
>no there were no witnesses
>no there is no evidence
>no there is no recording
>but it TOTALLY HAPPENED BRO JUST TRUST THE EXPERTS I MEAN PRIESTS BRO
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muuuuuuuuutt do the thing i told u to
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>Dude, that's a microaggression. NOT COOL, MY GUY. Do you even think about how your pronoun choices affect transwomxn of color? SMH my fucking head dude, it's not 2016.
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>I beat up my wife with a nintendo switch after she said no to an open marriage - AITA?
<Erm, beating a wholesome womxn? Not cool my guy. Toxic masculinity, you could have done a little bit better.
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>i love soyjaks when they incomprehensible bruhhhh not political just having fun. why cant they all be so funny and lowkey bruhhhhh this makin me all emotional nahhh bruh why he even feeding the guy his cockroach 😂😂😂😂
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>posting gore of dead children
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>aryanduckbooru users are actual cordtroons
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Site suggestions thread
Since Vadim is asleep all day I thought I should make this.
Suggest new shit for me to add, if it sounds interesting or would be beneficial to the site (and other people also think that) I'll add it at some point.
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even the nigger babies whose heads i smashed with a sledgehammer in front of their mother and then forced their dead bodies back into her birth canal and then i hanged her and beat her like a pinata until the dead nigger babies fell back out of her pussy arent as dead as this shithole
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moralclitty x goretranny
MAKE. THIS. SHIP. HAPPEN.
ENEMIES TO LOVERS FTW!!!!
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i disemboweled a nigger baby and swung it by its entrails into a brick wall until it was nothing but pulp and guess what? its still not as dead as this dnb of a website. what gives?
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even the nigger i curbstomped with my steel toed boot today isnt as dead as this dead nigger of a website
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>I used to drink Soylent every day, but they source them in a flippin' unethical way :( I would boycott them but my wife's son, yes I'm a stepfather and that's AWESOMESAUCE, is literally allergic to beans, proteins, dairy, milk, so all he can ever eat is Soylent and jizz. Sorry sisters, I'll have to join your boycott in HECKING SOLIDARITY. But Reddit: Assemble! Take my retweets and my doubleplusgood updoots! YASS! SLAY LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND FRIENDS WHO TRANSCEND BINARY ENDS! #BoycottSoylent
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why cant i find nigger duck booru
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>HOLY SHIT BRO DID YOU SEE THE NINTENDO LIVE ANNOUNCEMENTERINO? THEY ANNOUNCED… GET THIS… A NEW BING BING WAHOO MARIO GAME! BUT THAT'S NOT IT, THEY ALSO ADDED A NEW PROPRIETARY CHARACTER TO SMASH BROS! YOU KNOW, THAT FIGHTING GAME I USED TO PLAY WHEN I WAS 13 AND STILL HAVEN'T GROWN OUT OF? OH MY YAMAUCHI! THIS IS SO FLIPPIN' EPIC MY GUY!
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i just came back after like a week of not using the shemmy can someone ELI5 why baby monkey got banned?
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