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Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:31:11 No.305867 [Reply]

>go to sleep
>dream about froot and doll as teaches at my school
>im in doll's class (he looks like his jaksona) and im the only student in there (froot was in there too but he just looked like a 2d image of his jaksona and i forgot what his voice was like)
>doll reads a froll fanfic (which i can't remember what anything said) while im on a call with my friend so xhey can hear
>class ends and i look out the window and apparently some kid got beat up on the back of a pickup truck
>i go to my next class and on the way i see my irl 1st period teacher walking down the stairs)
>there's nobody there at the teacher's desk and the other students are kinda just talking
>i look outside of the classroom and see froot (as his 2d jaksona) in the hall
>he comes in and his voice is a mix of tts and soundboards
>he ends up yelling at me for some reason (i forgot but it was either not being on task or not sitting in the right seat(hot btw))
>dream ends and i find myself in a mobile game where i have to do tasks for froot or he and his goons with kill and dismember me or something (and now froot looks like how i draw him)
>i feed his pets (2 foxes, 2 chickens, and 7 puppies)
>i ATTEMPT to buy him some more plants by going outside but something pops up in my vision saying i have liek 5 seconds to go back inside
>i go back inside and try to figure it out
>it turns out the task was actually to get him more plants and not just buy them
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Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:16:08 No.306006

fuck drawing with a finger is so hard

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:17:41 No.306010

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>fukken saved thank you for this gemerald

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:19:46 No.306013

>>306010
>you instead of yiu
fail

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:19:53 No.306014

>>306010
nate x jake

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:21:46 No.306016

>>306014
wait what if sean x jake
i already drew that, didn't i

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Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:14:54 No.306001 [Reply]

>trips of truth

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Newborn Macaque 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:50:13 No.305984 [Reply]

Seldom do I get thanks for raising your PPH and exposing the pedophiles on this site (all of them). KEK!

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Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:45:42 No.305899 [Reply]

>shemmypedos are putting cp links in the ban reasons now

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Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:16:06 No.305951

>>305934
im fuckin not risking death to fact check that

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:17:27 No.305954

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>>>305934
>im fuckin not risking death to fact check that

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:19:25 No.305956

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>not wanting a seizure is le soy

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:22:29 No.305960

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>>305952
kuz:
>slavic R1a aryan
>responsible for making the sharty popular
>fixed the CP problem on the sharty
>made trannies seethe so much they created the jarty
froot:
>pretends to have done the same things kuz did but with a less funny and more trannyish larp
>rewrote history so the brown children who praise him don't notice this

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:36:04 No.305974

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>>305969
K*z spammed CP to obtain the sharty the sharty from Soot and then dealt with the CP by himself. Fr**t spammed CP for an excuse to add datamining and deal with the CP by himself. But at least K*z didn't do things like approve underage nudes on his site, kek!

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Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:25:37 No.305849 [Reply]

>Son? W-what are all those pictures of muscular men you have saved on your computer? And why are they all attached to little boxes of text that say things about child porn?

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:21:15 No.305959

gem

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:22:42 No.305961

does he expressly forbid it

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:27:08 No.305965

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>does he expressly forbid it

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:27:25 No.305966

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Average interaction between a shoallycuck and his father
>actually thats not true because i dont even have a father ACK

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:29:18 No.305970

>>305966
failquote therefore you are a hanging tuber-shaped ginger numale with an enflamed anus

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Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:08:07 No.305941 [Reply]

glad that i'm not here so i don't hvae to read some post about neil cicierega albums from like 10 years ago

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:09:27 No.305942

KEK! Shemmypedos do be like this

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:20:49 No.305958

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Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 13:45:41 No.305571 [Reply]

>Svvtism

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:18:37 No.305955

ignored gem

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Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:14:00 No.305948 [Reply]

>remember the time you ordered a gatorade but got a soylent instead?
>that was me, chuddy

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Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:58:31 No.305931 [Reply]

>inb4 the doddernigger /soy/ janitor deletes this trvke

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Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:53:38 No.305919 [Reply]

Why is this site so dead I was planning on making some joke threads but there's literally nobody here what a ghost town dead dusty dried nigger corpse of a site

Chud 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:57:58 No.305929

i wonder why