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Vadim & Doddermodd won the election and will be your new admins.

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▶ No.306141[Watch Thread][Reply][Quote]

>2025
>Go on the sharty
>complete 14 different captchas in a row
>get 1 wrong
>do it again and get it right
>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder
>go on /soy/, my favorite board
>Complete another 10 captchas
>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus
>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them
>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"
>Ok.
>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny
>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.
>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.
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gem

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Time traveler here this all happened to me

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genre redefining gem


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▶ No.306160[Watch Thread][Reply][Quote]

gay sex is white

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▶ No.306159[Watch Thread][Reply][Quote]

thank god i stayed on the 'arty and never went on the shemmy all they do is goon to 'p apparently

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▶ No.306158[Watch Thread][Reply][Quote]

>thank god i stayed on the 'arty and never went on the shemmy all they do is goon to 'p apparently

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▶ No.305324[Watch Thread][Reply]>>306148[Quote]

>niggerbrumstone kike coals up ur log

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squeak squeak

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>>305342
Desu

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>>305324 (OP)
this is what they should be reading


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▶ No.306138[Watch Thread][Reply][Quote]

Doddermodd face reveal
Source: /j/

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nigga looks like sims 4 alpha cc sim


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▶ No.306095[Watch Thread][Reply][Quote]

>Sharty gets spammed
>Spam continues for 3 days, another "faction" of spammers shows up to outspam the original spammers, 438 buff chudjak edits and troonjak edits of the thing being spammed get uploaded on SoyBooru, catalog freezes 15 times, site shuts down for a week, site goes back up with 3947-part captcha that logs your IP address, logs your postal code, and freezes banking account to stop the spammers, spam continues anyway, thread with 800 replies in which people debate which faction of spammers is Sharty culture and which is Discord (with heavy admin involvement), third spam faction joins in, retard on Kiwifarms makes a post about how the counter-spam faction are based aryans, he gets doxxed after 5 /raid/ threads with 800 replies, he gets exposed of having had a Discord account in 2017, Froot declares in a sticky that since the counter-spam faction are "'corders" therefore the original spammers are based aryans, thread with a serious hat + fact sign edit of the thing being spammed asking Froot to make a board dedicated to the thing being spammed, he fucking does, site shuts down for a week, fourth faction joins in and falseflags as the third faction, all suspected members of the fourth faction get rangebanned and IP leaked, poll page added to the site to decide whether to rangeban and IP leak all of faction 1 or 3, nothing becomes of that, 5 year old soyjak variant gets accused of being Discord because faction 4 posted it, Soyjak Wiki page about aforementioned variant gets replaced with 27 paragraphs of completely made up garbage about how the variant was forced by the faction 2 Discord since 2019, Froot believes it and bans the variant and rangebans and IP leaks everyone to ever post it, Soyjaks are registered as a pedophile dogwhistle by the Anti-Defamation League, thread with 1600 replies about an alliance between faction 3 and 4, they ally and become known as Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him), site shuts down for a week, thread with 6000 replies that makes the catalog freeze called "Operation: Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him) Annihilates The Shitskins And Conducts Total Roastie Death" in which Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him) plan to shoot niggers and rape girls, Froot pins the thread, saying faction 1 (the origPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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did this actually happen

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the peerchan version is funnier

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>>306131
marge


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▶ No.306089[Watch Thread][Reply][Quote]

escaping reality is aryan and you should isolate yourself from ugliness and squalor
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>>306130
people and nations never change but your perspective of reality does , there were neurotic gay faggots and pedos back in ancient greece just like these is these same people now

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>>306130
because not every reality is le bad, I'm just shifting how I perceive things
so no not everything is bad, thats a rather nihilstic outlook
i'm probably delusional but at least it makes me happy

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>>306133
why would you ropemaxx if you couldn't reality shift

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>>306134
because i'm mentally ill

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Schitzoids above me


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▶ No.305967[Watch Thread][Reply][Quote]

>catholic furry twitter

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>O9A scalie tumblr


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▶ No.306108[Watch Thread][Reply][Quote]

STUPID SHEMMY BE MORE FUNNY

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